If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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