I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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