Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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