There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He has the fingertips of a God
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