i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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