Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize