There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
the gays at disneyland are vicious
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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