they need to just BURY HIM!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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