You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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