He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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