I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Green mimosas i think yes
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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