there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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