drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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