Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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