i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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