And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I think my moral compass just broke
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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