everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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