Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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