This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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