oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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