we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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