Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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