Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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