I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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