just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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