Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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