Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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