i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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