Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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