Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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