I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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