I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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