why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
smell my finger.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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