yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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