i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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