I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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