How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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