i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
