Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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