Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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