She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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