Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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