Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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