he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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