Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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