I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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