A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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