So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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