No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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