bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
