I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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