You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He did a backflip because drugs
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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