I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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