I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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